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Dan ben je een daywalker, is minder erg.
day walker
A red head or ginger nut who can walk freely in the sun without fear of getting burnt.
"Is Fletch coming to the beach?"
"Yep."
"I thought he was a red knob, won't he get burnt?"
"No, he's a day walker"
Day walkers can get tans and usually have brown eyes and unlike gingers, they have souls.
The word originated from a south park episode called "Ginger kids"Last edited by roelinho; 06-06-2010, 11:33."We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret."
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GINGERPEDIA
Dictionary.com has 11 entries for the word “Ginger,” but not one of them captures the true meaning of the word. One entry comes close, but is almost shockingly simplistic:
adjective
(used especially of hair or fur) having a bright orange-brown color; "a man with Gingery hair and bright blue eyes"
Gingers: my favorite kind of human. More than just “redheads,” Gingers are a diverse and widely misunderstood group. They are mutants whose daily lives are a constant struggle to overcome widespread prejudice and the cold, hard truth that they will likely be extinct by the year 2100. I’m here to both demystify and exalt the Ginger with this Gingerpedia, a guide to five of the most frequently encountered types of Ginger.
1. The Classic Ginger
Typified by red hair, fair skin, freckles, and blue or green eyes, this type of Ginger usually hails from the British Isles. Some estimates put the Ginger population in the UK and Ireland as high as 13%, with as many as 40% carrying the Ginger gene, with more Gingers in Scotland than anywhere else in the world. This kind of Ginger bores me, so I’m not going to spend much time on them, particularly since sometimes it is hard to know if you are looking at a Classic or a Faux Ginger (see below). In case you’ve been living under a rock (or a remote village in Asia without access to real live Classic Gingers OR the Celebrity Gingers), here is what you are missing:
Lindsay Lohan before she was a blonde, cokehead, slut:
2. The Day Walker or Half-Ginger
Popularized by South Park, the Day Walkers have the characteristic red hair, but also usually have brown eyes and/or the ability to tan… or at least not to burn after 5 minutes of sun exposure on a partly cloudy day. The sad thing about this kind of Ginger is the widespread confusion about their identity and, at times, the flat out Ginger denial. They usually use descriptions like “auburn” or “strawberry blonde” to describe their hair color and are often boastful about their lack of freckles and/or the fact that their skin isn’t translucent.
The hottest Day Walker to ever warm Gonzaga’s bench, David Pendergraft:
Day Walkers are closely related to the Shape-Shifter Gingers, which are Gingers whose hair changes color seasonally, usually lightening to blonde during the summer and darkening to a light to medium red in the winter.
3. The Faux Ginger or Finger (pronounced “Fin-jur”)
By far the most shameful of all Gingers, the Fingers are so misguided as to think that being a Ginger is all in the hair. Gingers are a race unto themselves. Unlike blondes or brunettes, you can’t just join them by dying your hair. It’s kind of like being Jewish; you can convert, but you’re still not really a member of the tribe. Most Fingers are easy to spot, as their hair is often best described as either rust, burnt sienna, or some unfortunate shade of orange.
Fingers are often old and/or ugly:
4. The Ginger Jew
What a lot of people don’t realize is that Ginger Jews are actually a well-represented minority within both the Ginger and Jewish populations. If the Jews are God’s chosen people, then Ginger Jews are God’s FAVORITES. Most Ginger Jews are also Day Walkers, but are rarely Shape-Shifters. They’re in it for the long haul and they’re not going to turn their backs on Gingerness just like they’re not going to stop waiting for the Messiah.
5. The Bearded Ginger
Bearded Gingers are enough to confuse anyone. While the hair on their heads may be blonde or brown (and, in my experience, usually some vague, in-between combination of both) their beards have a touch of the Ginger. The Bearded Ginger is arguably a variation of the Shape-Shifter, since one could shave his beard, and with it his Ginger identity. It can be a real shock to discover that someone who was once clean-shaven was actually a closeted Ginger ready to break free. I don’t generally trust people who shave daily, and I certainly don’t trust Gingers who spend their lives trying to pass as non-Gingers with their obsessive depilataiton.
Ryan Dunn, who was allegedly on Jackass:
While this list is by no means exhaustive, I think it is a good introduction to some common types of Ginger. For those of you who want to know more, I strongly encourage you spend time observing them in their natural habitat (aka The World) through an activity such as Ginger Spotting. Or you can read my book, the Gingerpedia, due out upon completion of my research in approximately 2012."We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret."
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Originally posted by niet_hier View PostOpmerkelijk die identieke achtergrond bij de video's.
"coppercab" haalt uit in zijn video's dat south park verantwoordelijk is voor meer haat tegen ginger en kick a ginger day etc...
Dus heeft south park om "coppercab" nog pister te maken een aflevering met cartmen als coppercab erinThe iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told you're a god or a total basterd. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. It never freaks out on me, never runs.
Welcome To The Brotherhood Of The Iron!
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The iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told you're a god or a total basterd. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. It never freaks out on me, never runs.
Welcome To The Brotherhood Of The Iron!
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Originally posted by ironbrotherhood View Post
Zou je zoon huisdier ook mogen neuken dan?
Want dan is het zeker wel een goede keuze. zit wel pit in dat beestje.Als je het antwoord toch al denkt te weten, waarom vraag je het dan ???
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Originally posted by Rob-1984 View PostZou je zoon huisdier ook mogen neuken dan?
Want dan is het zeker wel een goede keuze. zit wel pit in dat beestje.The iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told you're a god or a total basterd. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. It never freaks out on me, never runs.
Welcome To The Brotherhood Of The Iron!
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