2pac fitness parodie

[Candymann]

had ff teveel vrije tijd, na paar keer dit nummer te luisteren kwam ik met een eige fitness parodie

Troublesome '96 - 2pac - YouTube

speel het nummer en lees mee hieronder

aangepaste lyrics:

Troublesome 19-muthafuckin-96 (westside)
Let it be known nigga
Boss of all bosses, Makaveli

Menacin' methods label me a lethal Lifter
Making niggas bench witnessin' breathless imperfections
Can you picture my specific diet
To be the man in this wicked gymland,understand gains are planned
Scams are plotted over juice and rocks
Juicing motherfuckers die by the random shots
We all die in the end, so revenge we swore
I was all about my Lifts, fuck friends and foes
Me, a born lifter, never leave the gym without my heata
Got me a dog and named her my bitch nigga eata
What could they do to me that little brat
Shit them snaps shot me and still terrified, I'll get their ass
How can I show you how I feel inside
We lifting motherfuckas can't kill my pride
Niggas talk a lot of shit but that's after I'm gone
Cause they fear me in physical form let it be known
I'm troublesome

Tra la la la la la all ya niggas die [several times]
Troublesome niggas, lifters, put it down to the deepest, benching bars and dumbells, haha.
We troublesome, yall know what time it is, call the punk police, they cant stop us, niggas run the gym

Gutter ways my mentality is workout
We're guerrillas in this criminal war, we all lifters
lift before dishonor bet on bomb on them first niggas do
We came for squats, pullin' up in a herse
Westside was the war cry bustin' all freely screaming fuck
All ya'll niggas in f4f
packin' fresh out of lockerroom, I ain't goin' back
Release me to care of my heartless deadlift
Say my name three times like Candyman
Bet I bench on your ass like an avalance
A soul survivor, learned to go deep and push drive bys
lift my foes, can't control my legs
Hearin' thoughts of my enemies pleadin' please
Busta ass motherfuckas tried to flee
Picture me letting this bar down
Redin' up on his ass when I'm doped and died
Cause I'm troublesome

Young, strapped, and I dont give a fuck, I'm hopeless.
I live a RAW-life losing my focus, baby.
I'm troublesome, haha Badboy killer, there is no one realer, what you saw was the rough rugged and raw.
Outlaw. Outlaw.

Lift Lift my mind states shit ain't change since my last lift
The intensity rate ain't decline
Niggas bustin' sets like they lost their mind
Like twenty-five ballz-deep never crossed their mind
Tell me young nigga never learned a thang
snapped at thirteen cause he yearned to bang
Sent a lot of flowers, but how can I cry
Try to warn a little nigga either stop or snap
Mercy is for the weak when I lift I scream
Afraid to squat in havin' of crazy pains
Vivid pictures of my enemies and family times
God to forgive me cause it's wrong but I plan to die
Either take me with the greatest and understand I was a G'
Squat the best I could, lifted in insanity
Or send me to hell cause I ain't beggin' for my life
Ain't nothing worse than this cursed ass hopeless snap

I'm LIFTINGSOME

[kojak]

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[Candymann]

kzal is ff kijken of ik er wat van kan maken

[InfineGhost]

Lekker hoor, als je tijd hem maak 1 van eminem :P

[Candymann]

hier nog 1, dit keer van eminem, vondm zelf iets minder dan de vorige, misschien volgende weer wat beter

Eminem - Soldier [HD] - YouTube

I'm a Lifter, I'm a Lifter, I'm a Lifter, I'm a Lifter,
Yo', never was a lifter, just infatuated with guns,
Never was a squatter, 'til I graduated to one, and
Got the rep of a villain, for weights concealin',
Took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin',
Willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it
Meant life or death, never live to regret what I
Lift, when you're me, people just want to see, if
It's true, if it's you, what you lift in your
gyms, what you do, so they feel, as part of your
Training to fulfill, when they see you in the
gym, face to face, do you lift for real, in
Confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel
You're in violation, any hesitation'll get you
Killed, if you feel it, lift it, if you bench
It, push it, being reasonable will leave you
Full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it, till it's
Empty, tempt me, push me, pussies, I need a good
Reason to give this bar a good squeeze

[Chorus]
I'm a Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much,
They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm
A Squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never slip or stumble, I'm a
Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much, they
Won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm a
squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never stumble

I love benchin' you out, it get's me off, like my
Lawyer's, when the fuckin' judge let's me off, all
You motherfuckers gotta do is set me off, I'll
deadlift and all the motherfuckin' belt and straps be off,
I'm a lit fuse, anything I lift brings in news,
Pistol whippin' motherfuckin' bouncers, six-two,
Who needs bullets, soon as I squat it, you sweat
Bullets, an excellent method to get rid of the
Next bully, it's actually better cause instead you
Murderin', you can hurt em' and come back again
And deadlift at 'em, it's like pourin' salt in
The wounds, Lift and get sued, you can smell
The lawsuits soon as I bench in the room,
Everybody halts and stops, calls the cops, all you
See is bitches comin' out their halter tops,
benchin' and curlin' out the Hot gym parking lot,
You'll all get outsquat whether its your fault or not,
'Cause

[Chorus]
I'm a Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much,
They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm
A Squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never slip or stumble, I'm a
Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much, they
Won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm a
squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never stumble

I squat it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin'
To 'em, give it back to these damn critics and
Sock it to em, I'm like mariusz, with a little bit
Of arnold influence, I lift it, and look how I got
You bitches rockin' to it, you motherfuckers could
Never lift it like I could do it, don't even try it,
You'll look stupid, do not pursue it, don't ever
In your life, try to outsquat the truest, I deadlift the
heaviest shit, ever been dropped to two inch, so
Ticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock,
Listen to the sound of me as I lift you up,
Listen to the sound of me liftin' my heart
Through this bar, motherfuckers know that I'll
Never be Marshall again, full of controversy until
I retire my jersey, 'til the fire inside dies and
Expires at thirty, and Lord have mercy on any more
Of these lifters that verse me, and put a snap on
jellies in the face of adversity

[Chorus]
I'm a Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much,
They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm
A Squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never slip or stumble, I'm a
Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much, they
Won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm a
squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never stumble