2pac fitness parodie

**kojak** · 20-06-2012, 15:01

Doe ook eentje van notorious, dan krijgt dit topic potentie.

**Candymann** · 21-06-2012, 10:17

kzal is ff kijken of ik er wat van kan maken

**InfineGhost** · 21-06-2012, 10:32

Lekker hoor, als je tijd hem maak 1 van eminem :P

**Candymann** · 21-06-2012, 16:08

hier nog 1, dit keer van eminem, vondm zelf iets minder dan de vorige, misschien volgende weer wat beter

Eminem - Soldier [HD] - YouTube

I'm a Lifter, I'm a Lifter, I'm a Lifter, I'm a Lifter,
Yo', never was a lifter, just infatuated with guns,
Never was a squatter, 'til I graduated to one, and
Got the rep of a villain, for weights concealin',
Took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin',
Willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it
Meant life or death, never live to regret what I
Lift, when you're me, people just want to see, if
It's true, if it's you, what you lift in your
gyms, what you do, so they feel, as part of your
Training to fulfill, when they see you in the
gym, face to face, do you lift for real, in
Confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel
You're in violation, any hesitation'll get you
Killed, if you feel it, lift it, if you bench
It, push it, being reasonable will leave you
Full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it, till it's
Empty, tempt me, push me, pussies, I need a good
Reason to give this bar a good squeeze

[Chorus]
I'm a Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much,
They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm
A Squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never slip or stumble, I'm a
Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much, they
Won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm a
squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never stumble

I love benchin' you out, it get's me off, like my
Lawyer's, when the fuckin' judge let's me off, all
You motherfuckers gotta do is set me off, I'll
deadlift and all the motherfuckin' belt and straps be off,
I'm a lit fuse, anything I lift brings in news,
Pistol whippin' motherfuckin' bouncers, six-two,
Who needs bullets, soon as I squat it, you sweat
Bullets, an excellent method to get rid of the
Next bully, it's actually better cause instead you
Murderin', you can hurt em' and come back again
And deadlift at 'em, it's like pourin' salt in
The wounds, Lift and get sued, you can smell
The lawsuits soon as I bench in the room,
Everybody halts and stops, calls the cops, all you
See is bitches comin' out their halter tops,
benchin' and curlin' out the Hot gym parking lot,
You'll all get outsquat whether its your fault or not,
'Cause

[Chorus]
I'm a Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much,
They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm
A Squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never slip or stumble, I'm a
Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much, they
Won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm a
squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never stumble

I squat it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin'
To 'em, give it back to these damn critics and
Sock it to em, I'm like mariusz, with a little bit
Of arnold influence, I lift it, and look how I got
You bitches rockin' to it, you motherfuckers could
Never lift it like I could do it, don't even try it,
You'll look stupid, do not pursue it, don't ever
In your life, try to outsquat the truest, I deadlift the
heaviest shit, ever been dropped to two inch, so
Ticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock,
Listen to the sound of me as I lift you up,
Listen to the sound of me liftin' my heart
Through this bar, motherfuckers know that I'll
Never be Marshall again, full of controversy until
I retire my jersey, 'til the fire inside dies and
Expires at thirty, and Lord have mercy on any more
Of these lifters that verse me, and put a snap on
jellies in the face of adversity

[Chorus]
I'm a Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much,
They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm
A Squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never slip or stumble, I'm a
Squatter, these shoulder's hold up so much, they
Won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up, I'm a
squatter, even if my collar bone's crush or
Crumble, I will never stumble

2pac fitness parodie